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Re, new scanlation chapters of Neon Genesis Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku -

Oh look, someone finally did it without angst. Of course, happiness never lasts long in Eva. It's a rule of life.

The Lord will guide you always, he will satisfy your needs in a sun-scorched land. You will be like a spring whose waters never fail.

But that's okay, nothing will stop Kaworu when he has the power to make security cams obey his porn. Because he understands exactly how Shinji feels! I'm going to start writing Eva fanfic again tomorrow. It'll be fun and games for all involved, I swear.

Just maybe not the characters, but it wouldn't be proper Eva fanfic like that, would it?

PS: I really wish I could find the doujinshi this is referencing/parroting off of. Seriously, does anyone have that one, the Evangelion penis-copter doujin?

Yes, I did just say penis-copter. Don't judge me, judge the doujin writers!

PPS:

"Dark Horse Comics has recently announced that it has acquired the rights to distribute an official English translation of the series, starting in August 2010. The English-language translation of the title will be "Neon Genesis Evangelion: Campus Apocalypse"

Dark Horse, I love you, but no. Not that Angel Busters is much better, but seriously, no. Just no. It sounds like they're fighting zombi - well, I guess they kind of do at one point, yeah... never mind.

PPPS:

Someone please explain this Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0: Q Quickening not being out yet business to me. :| Someone needs to atone for this nonsense.

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With Gorillaz fandom, it's times like this I feel like I miss the 'peaceful, quiet days of canon thumping super-deep reading of the Ender and Shadow books'.

The cd's been out since March and they've already retconned the reason why Murdoc had the island in the first place.

That's either really terrible, or really quite awesome.

But it makes me twitch a lot. :(