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- Tue, 16:56: RT @DamonLindelof: COMMUNITY is back at 8 on the 15th. I have a good feeling about those numbers.
- Tue, 17:00: been travelling since like 9am yesterday just got home also was walking from 1:30pm to 3:30pm i fully believe i am the tiredest person ever
- Tue, 17:01: @crymaxing remind me to fill you in on plot ideas later so you can put in what you want to do and so it works for everyone! <3
- Tue, 17:13: OH GOD does anone know how to fix a monitor casing part of mine broke off and i can't get it fixed for a few weeks
- Tue, 17:14: RT @weirdopanty: sappy dave feelings brb writing a novel about it
- Tue, 17:36: wtf are you even doing brobot
- Tue, 17:47: i love you orson never leave you're the only person in the show that has fucking sanity right now even if you're also kind of creepy
- Tue, 17:47: this is me admitting publically i watch desperate housewives the shame feel my shaaammeee
- Tue, 17:48: susan you are so weird why do you polllute your children
- Tue, 17:49: "is the father of your baby gay? oh no! oh, he's not? too bad, they're great with kids!" yeah, okay.
- Fri, 00:46: RT @klondikeaura: @nomnombrainz is on my sofa. Times are awesome.
- Fri, 00:50: tennesee is the brightest state ever, like, why? when the bus went through there every single building had like at least 20 lights on them
- Fri, 00:53: rereading homestuck and finding out dave uses question marks hurts my brain. dave... i've been not using them for you! stop this switcharoo!
- Fri, 20:29: sorry guys i don't think i'll manage to be on today, i'm so tired it's impossible to stay up past now. THIS IS WAY EARLY FOR ME? argh
- Fri, 20:31: hospitalizations/new med changing sleep schedule/several days of three hours sleep/winter fibro/stress/etc => yep
- Sat, 00:30: RT @agoodshinkickin: That moment when you realize a good chunk of your gaming is inspired by Tony Soprano.
- Sat, 01:57: @Chinglezard HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3
- Вс, 19:15: eating/maxalt then aim/rp/finishing sewing this hoodie. i think i'll do some prose RP tonight.
- Вс, 19:18: RT @jephjacques: Brooklyn man proudly states that he had "no idea football was even still happening," NFL disbands in shame
- Вс, 19:20: RT @6GoldenCoins: Fun fact, Superbowl autocorrects to Super owl.
- Вс, 19:21: RT @DraculaButt: Dateline NBC: To Catch a Redditor
- Вс, 19:34: I don't understand what these _ebooks accounts are. Can someone please tell me? What's the concept there?
- Вс, 21:02: RT @ginomes: autoresponder, still the best alpha character (after roxy)
- Вс, 21:06: why is twitterstuck dead of activity right now someone fix it
- Вс, 21:54: RT @superidSour: @ginomes and then Roxy and dirk transformed RL's land into steampunk equestria
- Вс, 22:13: i get my glasses and suddenly i'm mistyping everything as tits
- Вс, 22:18: RT @WomansWisdom: Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them? Rose F. Kennedy
- Сб, 19:26: @weirdopanty BTW THIS ACTUALLY IS A REAL PLACE THAT EXISTS.
- Сб, 19:27: @weirdopanty There is no Strider bullshit in it at all. That is a place.
- Сб, 19:29: RT @fredkarger: Congratulations @newtgingrich Look forward to seeing you in Michigan! You, too @MittRomney
- Сб, 20:13: can i have a mental shriek at a tweet i wrote myself
- Сб, 20:21: RT @mirthcomesfirst: @cogsnotfrogs I SAID "TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW" NOT "TRAUMATIZE EVERYONE WITH A SOCIETY THAT IS THE PLOT OF A BAD ...
- Сб, 20:30: RT @mirthcomesfirst: @cogsnotfrogs THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOME RANDOM FACTS IN YOUR HEAD THAT AREN'T DISTURBING. THIS IS WHAT I TELL MYSELF ...
- Сб, 20:42: KKKkgfdjhhhhhhhhh karkat
- Сб, 20:48: cant handle any post right now from anyone so dflkdfssdf so awesome
- Сб, 21:30: I have this eternal feeling like I'm supposed to be doing something and I'm not doing it. And I am doing so many things.
- Сб, 21:34: email plurk twitter aim design flashbuilder musicmaking three browsers programming make accounts port rp journals
- Пт, 19:39: omg guys the update. so the characters who are specifically in one place, my dave is from it. we made our stuff right after cascade
- Пт, 19:39: thought of a bunch of bullshit reasons for our chars existing but now canon says we're right. and we thought we were off the wall impossible
- Пт, 19:42: oh god i've felt for months that people would think the stuff i have backstory for dave was stupid and now there's canon to make it work;__;
- Пт, 19:48: when i can i stop mentally flailing at the update my heart can't take it
- Пт, 19:58: oh my god my typing is so terrible today (i'm correcting typos) there has got to be something productive i can do with this. maybe in RP
- Пт, 20:37: i feel so up and down today, both physically and emotionally. bleh
- Пт, 23:26: RT @ImACatMew: @weirdopanty hE HAS TO LEARN HOW TO GROOM AND CARESS HIS NUTS......
- Сб, 00:07: wait beta orgies what, i lost track of my twitter feed and the first thing i see is orgies
- Сб, 00:15: RT @WomansWisdom: People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. Abigail Van Buren
- Сб, 00:40: oh my god i just made a noise from suddenly completely unable to handle KK's cute
- Чт, 21:36: RT @superidSour: Dirk has gone Grimbrony
- Чт, 21:36: RT @RonPaul: New Post: National Right-to-Work comments on Rick Santorum's record http://t.co/4JsdRu1G #SCgop #tcot #gop2012 #CNNdebate
- Чт, 21:37: RT @RonPaul: Ron Paul doesn't want "grandiose" government ideas: http://t.co/1f0YgloF #tcot #CNNdebate #teaparty #SCgop #RonPaul
- Чт, 21:38: Pretend I retweeted that last retweet a thousand times. That forever, damn.
- Чт, 21:38: RT @SofiaResnick: Whenever Romney is accused of flip-flopping, he references his book. #cnndebate
- Чт, 22:01: Having lived through the war on drugs this is typically what they do. Because they had a significant hit like that then too.
- Чт, 22:02: These are known as political nuclear bombs. They could have prosecuted megaupload before but they held until it was politically viable.
- Чт, 22:04: I want to explain what I mean but I don't know if anyone wants to hear :X
- Чт, 22:07: If you see an alternate address for megaupload, DO NOT CLICK IT. Clicks on it are being used for illegal hacking.
- Чт, 22:07: NEVER CLICK ON THIS, I cannot stress how important it is not to. And please tell others not to either. Doing this only hurts them legally.
- Вс, 20:19: aaaughhh goddammit michigan weather i live in the country so snow took down my internet it's been hours
- Вс, 20:20: trying to run aim takes the entire network down for hours
- Вс, 20:20: why
- Вс, 20:20: @klondikeaura are you around to email ;n;
- Вс, 20:21: karkat and dave are hatching a matchmaking plan what does it say about a pairing when they need THOSE TWO to auspice them into working
- Вс, 20:21: i mean LOOK AT WHO THE AUSPICES ARE
- Вс, 21:00: RT @IAmMakingAPie: There needs to be a Fuck Yeah G-Man tumblr.
- Вс, 21:05: i'm only okay with dirk instead of dick because it sounds like the name of an old timey private detective
- Вс, 21:05: dirk strider at your service if you know what i mean
- Вс, 21:11: http://t.co/igy2VDqk i wasn't kidding, dave and karkat really are planning auspicing/matchmaking this is going to be a beautiful trainwreck
- Sat, 17:12: new hair colour now, purple. please ignore the fact i am utterly incapable of looking nice in webcam photos http://t.co/rm5sWtQz
- Sat, 17:29: RT @itsf8te: sassy gay death the kid...
- Sat, 17:29: RT @tentaclePsych: @cogsnotfrogs Ask Karkat instead. I am quite sure he would enjoy sharing your masculine asteroid vandalism acts with ...
- Sat, 17:59: oh my god internet what are you doing please work
- Sat, 18:00: @klondikeaura aim isn't letting me on D:
- Sat, 18:12: My secret: I am literally incapable of playing any troll that has puns or habits based on how speech sounds. But I dearly wish I was.
- Sat, 18:12: learning disabilities ahoy
- Sat, 18:22: @auspiced if only jake were a girl, then you could make a username that puns on english muffins
- Sat, 18:25: RT @ImACatMew: @superidSour he made him specifically for screwing Jake, since he knew how badly Jake wanted the real thing. Best friend ...
- Sat, 19:17: first thing sassy gay john says to a dave is a compliment i see where this is going already
- Сб, 17:12: new hair colour now, purple. please ignore the fact i am utterly incapable of looking nice in webcam photos http://t.co/rm5sWtQz
- Сб, 17:29: RT @itsf8te: sassy gay death the kid...
- Сб, 17:29: RT @tentaclePsych: @cogsnotfrogs Ask Karkat instead. I am quite sure he would enjoy sharing your masculine asteroid vandalism acts with ...
- Сб, 17:59: oh my god internet what are you doing please work
- Сб, 18:00: @klondikeaura aim isn't letting me on D:
- Сб, 18:12: My secret: I am literally incapable of playing any troll that has puns or habits based on how speech sounds. But I dearly wish I was.
- Сб, 18:12: learning disabilities ahoy
- Сб, 18:22: @auspiced if only jake were a girl, then you could make a username that puns on english muffins
- Сб, 18:25: RT @ImACatMew: @superidSour he made him specifically for screwing Jake, since he knew how badly Jake wanted the real thing. Best friend ...
- Сб, 19:17: first thing sassy gay john says to a dave is a compliment i see where this is going already
- Пн, 02:26: i missed all the twitterfun being sick and now i can't have any now either because dave's too pissed off to talk to anyone woe is me
- Пн, 02:50: RT @Whirblewind: [2:19:19 AM] Bowser: excuse me but you need more than 2 people to have a circlejerk
- Пн, 03:42: RT @bobbyllew: Commons science and technology committee suggest we don't drink alcohol for 2 days a week. Blimey, I've got to drink 4 mo ...
- Пн, 04:17: RT @BigBadBowser: ATHF Guerrilla Ads all over again RT @oreigirisu: bomb squad blew up coconut that washed ashore on the beach because i ...
- Пн, 04:21: I seriously need to upload all the Dave icons on my computer because everyone always wants the icons I use.
- Пн, 04:21: What can I say, I just find awesome comms.
- Пн, 04:22: RT @IAmMakingAPie: I am not a magical girl, nor would I like a contract.
- Пн, 04:24: RT @SFXmagazine: Tom Hanks creates animated SF show for Yahoo http://t.co/uMBggIaZ
- Пн, 04:31: RT @Carabrains: "Don’t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private." This was in a public magazine in 1895? Saucy!
- Пн, 04:35: RT @FlemishDog: http://t.co/NVSPlUNa i cant feel sad for the jews till a put a pony in the picture
- Сб, 20:07: RT @caledscratchh: @nomnombrainz can my Dave be his bottom bitch?
- Сб, 21:22: if i was better at thinking of usernames it'd be a good time to pull out one of the two characters i've been meaning to post but havent yet
- Сб, 21:34: dang, i'm trying to dig out my sources for dave icons and LJ is so slow? it was just messed up before, not slow, what's going on here
- Сб, 21:35: LJ totally dying
- Сб, 22:01: RT @IAmMakingAPie: I do not know how it rains with gravity being as strange as it is.
- Сб, 22:10: RT @tinkhanson: UFO spotting over Paris Mtn near Furman @amywood @swagclub #instigators http://t.co/4CzhV0ch
- Сб, 22:22: RT @fredkarger: 2 of 6 candidates who signed @nomtweets hateful "Marriage Pledge" are gone @MicheleBachmann & @timpawlenty Who's next @G ...
- Сб, 22:54: suddenly everyone in my house has the flu and a fever
- Сб, 22:56: no wonder whenever i try to write only shit comes out, maybe if i sleep a lot tonight the fever will go away
- Вс, 00:32: between a pounding headache and my stomach killing me with pain again, i think i'm gonna call ineffective at doing anything and sleep
- Сб, 03:14: RT @sW4Gm4sT3R1337: (it's nic cages birtday for those of you who don't know)
- Сб, 03:23: thank you guys ;.; for saying i don't suck, that does help
- Сб, 03:54: yeah... i love you guys and thank you so much ;.; <3 for being such great people and such fun/good to play with too
- Сб, 03:54: bleh i'm sorry i listened to jerks, next time I need to tell them to stuff it
- Сб, 03:58: RT @Apache_Flame: @SpaceCorpDir 17532: A defence of "he is a git" is not sufficient reason for ignoring space corps directives.
- Сб, 04:58: i love the terminator show but the blatant overtones of "LOL MOMMY'S ABUSIVE EMOTIONALLY AND SOMETIMES PHYSICALLY" are pretty annoying.
- Сб, 04:59: yeah, it's a logical path to predict from after terminator 2 and we can't take 3 or 4 into account, but logic doesn't make it correct
- Сб, 05:01: terminator 3 and 4 get into implying she's abusive to everyone else but not him, which makes a whole lot more sense
- Сб, 05:01: especially considering she godifies her own son to begin with
- Сб, 05:04: taking all my energy to repress the urge to have dave declare random characters part of his pimp team
- Пт, 10:07: RT @klondikeaura: Anyone interested in video games and/or turning something bad into something good should follow @OceanMarketting (not ...
- Пт, 10:09: RT @OceanMarketting: Hello to all of the new followers today! thank you for helping me make this account a positive thing! please tell y ...
- Пт, 10:10: betty crocker twitter finally starts posting nice looking food when I can't look at food without wanting to throw up. FUCKING BETTY CROCKER
- Пт, 10:14: Did you know they're still persecuting Dr. Jones? No? Did you know who he is? Go read @melodic_cool last few tweets, then what I post later.
- Пт, 10:15: RT @melodic_cool: sick children are bad for governments' business
- Пт, 10:16: may go home today, may go home tomorrow? i dunno, they haven't decided yet. :(
- Пт, 10:18: need more sleep less meds when I go "time to rp my illness is tummy and cure is dave strider" & have to be told why that sounds wrong/weird
- Пт, 11:21: sdjlkasd fucking christ gmail, why are you advertising rife machines at me, i will fucking cut you
- Пт, 11:22: http://t.co/o4ZJ9E93 <-- one of the worst offenses to humans and medical science ever.
- Пт, 11:22: YOU TOO CAN CURE CANCER AND THE COMMON COLD BY ELECTROCUTING YOURSELF! IT WORKS FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
- Вт, 13:51: RT @save35mm: Please help @newbeverlyjulia meet her goal of 10,000 signatures by year's end. Email your non-Twitter friends! http://t.co ...
- Вт, 13:52: RT @gunnerkrigg: http://t.co/IaDnkdLb I drew this a long time ago, and it still holds true today.
- Вт, 20:29: i think im getting strep throat hahaha ow
- Вт, 20:30: also i'm not on aim cuz i'm sewing just to explain why dave's saying shit when i'm not
- Вт, 22:17: someone in my house putting on little shop of horrors doesn't really jive with handsewing to make one feel comfortable
- Вт, 22:32: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @nomnombrainz: this red dwarf extended clip i found on youtube killed me im dead it killed me
- Вт, 23:38: RT @ImACatMew: Death by Dave. I thought John's death would be by penis but- WAIT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE HAHAHAHAH
- Ср, 00:25: @cogsnotfrogs <= suddenly i blind you and everything you stand for (but only in old twitter interface, not the new one)
- Ср, 00:38: http://t.co/iK5LEVFD oh
- Ср, 00:39: i dont need to use my tumblr, i can just link every post max makes instead
- Пн, 20:44: every time someone says around me that they want to see dave's personality 'redeemed', i understand fandom even less
- Вт, 03:08: Narcissistic characters are a pain to RP when you want to respond to people but all the CHARACTER wants to hear is their own company.
- Вт, 03:12: By being registered on http://t.co/cvJYLE4F apparently it decided to be helpful and auto-register me on another. Three problems with this.
- Вт, 03:13: A) http://t.co/zMjbbRaO OKAY, THIS IS REALLY SCARY? B) howrse account is part of my dave twitter, which means this is now on his name.
- Вт, 03:17: Dude. This site expects you to get so indepth you have made MEAL PLANS. If I wanted to do all that I'd have a fucking baby, okay.
- Вт, 03:35: this red dwarf extended clip i found on youtube killed me im dead it killed me
- Вт, 04:42: oh god im so creeped out, i was logged into an RP account that for now cannot be linked to anyone and is isolated very carefully and yet
- Вт, 04:42: it was friended just now by one person: santa. OH GOD HE REALLY DOES KNOW
- Вт, 04:45: RT @melodic_cool: @nomnombrainz He just wants to give to Dave his lumps of coal :) #getshoveling
- Вс, 15:59: RT @B3ND7: @darthvader Darth Penguin http://t.co/zsXyMEmS
- Вс, 16:00: merry christmas meeerry christmas ilu all
- Вс, 17:12: Audio: mulebuck: http://t.co/OoK2hhDP
- Вс, 17:42: RT @quiverby: My dad earlier asked where the Beater was. I said, without thinking 'probably on the pitch'. @MuggleQuidditch #quidditchwo ...
- Вс, 17:44: die flu die die die die die flu die #naknak
- Вс, 19:18: rp timlien so crazy (awesome)
- Вс, 20:02: i can't see details of faces when i watch tv, so i'm watching a superhero show and the clark kent-superman glasses trick worked on me
- Вс, 20:03: i just scored 5000 stupid points
- Вс, 20:03: RT @Psychisms: Gus: They're the most charitable organization in the city. Why would they commit murder? Shawn: Well, maybe it was for t ...
- Вс, 21:12: RT @sickipediabot: A cop just pulled me over and said "papers". So I said "Scissors! I win" and drove off
- Вт, 14:49: anyone who expected me online today, i apologize in advance that might not happen. probably won't, alas.
- Вт, 14:50: psych is trying to solve my current terriblest insomnia by shoving a one-time-use-only sleeping pill at me to take like, thirty minutes ago.
- Вт, 14:50: So yeah, I'll probably either sleep through the entire day or go to PES if that doesn't work, either way no computer.
- Вт, 14:51: RT @topatoco: Homestuck book will be re-available on December 27, we have to take a couple days off, been working 7 days a week for over ...
- Ср, 02:28: how use pesterchum what do
- Ср, 03:09: RT @auspiced: Oy, Homestuck RP. It seems the only way this group of trolls/kids works is to have Dave+Terezi constantly tell everyone ho ...
- Ср, 03:09: RT @auspiced: When that is true, one may want to start to rethink their life choices.
- Ср, 03:20: RT @shithivemaggots: Can Kanaya and Rose just get their loving on already
- Вс, 23:56: I guess twitter has a Strider Agenda. Or Firefox, I guess. It keeps logging me out of this account and into his on its own.
- Вс, 23:57: Then it's refusing to log out and refusing to go to any other website. Any website I type in that tab it sends me back to him.
- Пн, 00:25: RT @kippsterrr: welcome to canada. quiet please, we're all watching curling
- Пн, 01:08: ...I just stumbled on an article on a wiki that is about me. Umm? Why would this exist, I am not that interesting.
- Пн, 01:12: Okay, I'm creeped out, this remembers more about me than I do.
- Пн, 04:18: Suddenly crazymeds.us confuses the hell out of me. Isn't that site there for patients to address disorders and meds on a personal level?
- Пн, 04:19: Nope, guess not. Thought about joining. But nobody with my disorder is allowed to post about it,you are automatically banned before starting
- Пн, 04:20: Talk about breaking your own fucking point.
- Пн, 09:06: one follower away from 50 followers on my dave strider twitter how did this happen how is there so many
