badninja | Мои твиты

Вс, 20:19: aaaughhh goddammit michigan weather i live in the country so snow took down my internet it's been hours
Вс, 20:20: trying to run aim takes the entire network down for hours
Вс, 20:20: why
Вс, 20:20: @klondikeaura are you around to email ;n;
Вс, 20:21: karkat and dave are hatching a matchmaking plan what does it say about a pairing when they need THOSE TWO to auspice them into working
Вс, 20:21: i mean LOOK AT WHO THE AUSPICES ARE
Вс, 21:00: RT @IAmMakingAPie: There needs to be a Fuck Yeah G-Man tumblr.
Вс, 21:05: i'm only okay with dirk instead of dick because it sounds like the name of an old timey private detective
Вс, 21:05: dirk strider at your service if you know what i mean
Вс, 21:11: http://t.co/igy2VDqk i wasn't kidding, dave and karkat really are planning auspicing/matchmaking this is going to be a beautiful trainwreck

Вс, 21:17: RT @ImACatMew: Dirk Strider. Say it nice and slow. Dirk Strider. Close your eyes and whisper it. /Dirk fucking Strider/. Now go change y ...
Вс, 21:21: RT @ImACatMew: Also hey guys. roSE. roXY. You'll shit bricks when you see it.
Вс, 21:24: RT @ImACatMew: Hussie confirms that Dirk Strider sounds like a pornstar name God bless
Вс, 21:33: @weirdopanty NO DON'T GET RID OF DAVE NO
Вс, 21:51: @crymaxing go check plurk XD
Вс, 22:01: w-why are we listing usernames
Вс, 22:10: RT @42xdeath: If you type askew into google, you will find the stuff of my nightmares.
Вс, 22:10: RT @42xdeath: It is inexcusably aberrant
Вс, 22:51: RT @weirdopanty: i nominate self for kanaya status auspistice
Вс, 23:09: fuck my dave and kk just got twice as precious

Вс, 23:10: rps in texts are annoying cuz it's like YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT, BUT YOU CAN'T SHOW IT YET...
Вс, 23:10: how do people do this
Вс, 23:25: RT @ImACatMew: oH SHIT KANAYA EMERGED OUT OF NOWHERE she's been secretly waiting for rose puss........ nobody tell her i saID THAT.
Вс, 23:33: what the hell my cat just tried to crawl inside a plastic bag and fight it from the inside
Вс, 23:34: RT @quiverby: NOOOOOOO. Voyeristic Moogles! @desertephemeral #failff6
Вс, 23:47: RT @crymaxing: http://t.co/9V13gbPi DIRKSPRITE
Вс, 23:55: RT @liquorkind: haha, the jury haz spoken "Dirk Strider is a 100% legit sounding porn star name."
Пн, 00:26: its so adorable aaahhh
Пн, 00:30: i need to stop feeling like summarizing plots people asked me to summarize is egoistical of me
Пн, 00:31: it makes no sense

Пн, 00:39: fuck this summary is so long it's like a fucking book
Пн, 00:41: how did we pile up so much...
Пн, 00:43: i cannot handle how cute twitterstuck is right now
Пн, 00:50: "Ben Franklin knew how to talk to bitches." my girlfriend's funnier than yours
Пн, 00:52: this episode of boston legal. this inseperable, soulmate like couple just found out that they're related via spermbank both their moms used
Пн, 00:52: all i can think is "........ectobiology?"
Пн, 01:17: "Ben Franklin knew bitches like kites." now its getting real
Пн, 01:17: RT @ginomes: who the fuck gives a stripper 4 cents
Пн, 01:27: william shatner on my tv just had to be ordered not to have sex with a goat. it's times like this where i wonder why i love this show
Пн, 01:41: william shatner is on my tv playing a furry

Пн, 01:42: oh god alan called him+denny a couple i can never handle their cute either. even when they're disturbing its cute if theyre in the same room
Пн, 01:43: watch me tweet about a show that nobody knows or cares about anything cuz it ended years ago, yes
Пн, 01:48: i think this summary will be finished tomorrow. oh god i'm sorry guys i tried to finish it today ;n;
Пн, 01:48: i got distracted by twitterstuck cute...
Пн, 02:24: fuck he was trolling us with the height
Пн, 02:30: cries can someone undepress my dave
Пн, 03:04: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @fortsave: The Red Dwarf theme in my head is making it danged hard to read.
Пн, 04:10: PSHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Пн, 04:11: RT @gypsyjr: "Hence my euphoria as I describe a grown man in a Snuggie eating a bagel." - @afullmargin #chatmadness #youdontwantcontext
Пн, 04:14: ets sail this ship blast off to a kismestic slurry of love hate and confusion

Пн, 08:30: just had a pretty bizarre dream about twitterstuck wtf at my sleep mind
Пн, 09:03: i think ill actually try to sleep again
Пн, 09:26: nope.gif didnt work
Пн, 09:52: RT @FoxNews: #Huntsman to announce his withdrawal this morning from GOP presidential race. Catch it live @ 11am, here on @FoxNews http: ...
Пн, 09:53: oh my fucking god D: the weather is making me hurt so bad everywhere esp my knee and head. i can barely use that knee shit now sucks
Пн, 09:54: high chances of rain then snow then rain again. fuuuuuuuuck
Пн, 09:58: http://t.co/dvLTVeJR lol forge
Пн, 14:39: RT @maritzac: Male superheroes are not sexualized. Yes, they have muscles... because they are a POWER FANTASY. Women superheroes are a S ...
Пн, 14:41: Wow. And in one singular tweet, Ron Paul has possibly completely lost every bit of support from me he had. How effective.
Пн, 14:56: Dude beat Romney in the straw poll, that's gotta count for something.

Пн, 14:57: Well, *ONE OF the straw polls. lol.
Пн, 15:27: i fell asleep and missed a bunch of tweets
Пн, 15:27: maybe i will sleep more
Пн, 15:32: ok getting peeved at writing dave's current nonsense/bratty mood i think i will sleep so i can get away from that for a bit >:[
Пн, 15:45: fuck this migraine is terrible, it's time for a maxalt :(
Пн, 16:01: RT @andrewhussie: Non-reblogged reblog - Not officially reblogging this response because I don’t want to spark a hate war... http://t.co ...
Пн, 16:33: me: "what do you call the relationship between a troll and the sibling of who they're dating" @crymaxing : "lusus-in-law" <--- this forever
Пн, 16:39: OMG DO I GET TO MAKE BLIND JOKES IN TWITTERSTUCK YEEES
Пн, 16:40: i probably shouldnt think blind jokes are hilarious since i'm one of the people they make fun of but who even cares it's great
Пн, 16:45: People get confused how I can be blind but look at computer. Well, blind doesn't actually mean you see absolutely nothing thats a stereotype

Пн, 16:46: i am super damn lucky b/c mine can be corrected by surgery and will be around march or april and then i will hopefully never be blind again
Пн, 17:21: RT @colourlovers: Taking sidewalk chalk to a whole new level with sidewalk paint! http://t.co/bToWkjRr
Пн, 17:30: RT @superidSour: @ImACatMew http://t.co/RI1bH47K