badninja | From Twitter 07-25-2010

14:08:25: @pseudelight ?!
14:17:13: Watching @TitusNation stand-up through amazon&netflix on my Roku. Want a way to somehow shove every line on twitter w/out character limit.
14:21:51: "My mother shot and killed her last husband. My father used to say, hey, dodged that bullet!"
15:06:17: RT @colourlovers: Rockin'! Hand Painted Converse on @etsy http://ow.ly/2ey8w
15:42:13: http://tinyurl.com/26xsbjg Oh no he talks dark jokes! Oh no he uses material twice! Oh no he has a girlfriend! Talk about missing the point.
16:02:59: pain means painkillers means dizzy means antivert means nausea means zofran means tired means nap means pain-a this bone connected... game
16:16:14: Currently on 160mg of Prilosec. If this doesn't work, I want off the fucking Prilosec. I'm researching Dexilant and it looks worth a try,
16:16:43: though the fact that THE COMMON COLD is a 2% side effect concerns me. How can a medication CAUSE the COMMON COLD? http://www.dexilant.com/
16:20:39: @avarielwings That makes a lot more sense. And sounds a lot less scary, wtf.
16:53:39: @bestbuygift739 You'll have to prove you're not a spammer/scammer before I do anything.
17:32:13: Tried chill cheese fries to see if new Prilosec dose works. My sister was like "So you're testing your meds? -- wait, you actually are?!"
17:33:35: Result: 180mg of Prilosec a day does nothing, it's like I haven't taken anything. I think I'm deeming a developed immunity.
17:35:29: In the meantime, I kind of want to die, since the Prilosec does nothing anymore, I basically just had chili on *severe* GERD. Bleeeeeh.
17:37:04: Still, do not regret the idea, maybe the new evidence will make gastro take me seriously, as the vomiting all I ate nightly is not enough.